“With this T-shirt on dip thyself gently in the holy waters of Ganges to cleanse thy mind body and soul”

Wow!  I never knew washing away your sins was so easy………..…Ganga Mayya….…..here I come…………..

“Do not use soap or detergent on Karmic Garment, Try an ayurvedic cleanser”

Huh A  Karmic Garment?????  Ayurvedic cleanser??  (scratching my head in ignorance)

Aha!  Now this sounds great….

This garment is made of 100% cotton combed yarn with Lycra on neck rib (for everlasting shape)

I try it on, dreaming of gifting this to all friends of my age group who are losing their shapes. Looking into the mirror I realized, though a bit late,  its not “my shape” but the shape of the T shirtneck they are talking about!!!

 “Refrain from the deadlly (sic) sin of ironing on the print”.

Was the  extra “ l ”  added to confirm the intensity of deadly???

“Iron on the reverse side”

….ouch……..aarrrgh……….. my back………....oops…. it meant reverse of the Tee I guess!! A lesson learnt…

“Citizen friendly” tee which can be gifted to friends and foes alike”

Whoever gifts things to foes and even if you do,  wont they eye you suspiciously?

A “Pure Veg” T-Shirt.

Now can anyone tell me what that means huh??

After reading all the instructions by the T shirt manufacturer, I have, with due respects, packed this Karmic Tee shirt and placed it in front of the diety in my pooja room. I hope one of these days, my favourite God will appear in my dreams wearing this Tee!!!